So there I was, just hangin’ out on the beach and watchin’ the girls go by, just like it was my own private Ipanema. Then suddenly there’s not one but two hot babes wearin’ next to nothing comin’ from opposite directions and about to meet right in front of me. What did I ever do to deserve this?
An anonymous wealthy person made Tania an offer she couldn’t refuse to commission Melanie to defend her BCC Title against an unidentified opponent. This fat cat also insisted that Myriam will be the referee and Robin will be the MC and commentator. This man—or woman—knows what he or she wants. Tania wisely asked no questions and acceded to all the stipulations. Tania has also been unavailable for comments. So let’s find out who wants Mel’s Title so badly.
France is finally back to her old size—maybe even a bit bigger—so, after taking her new boobs for a test drive by facing Rita, it’s time to go all-out and take a shot at the Titfighting Title, held by her greatest rival, Megan.
Jayanti was promised in marriage to Manik when they were younger, back in India. Now, they live in Canada and Jay has no intention of getting married, but she still thinks of Manik as hers in a weird kind of way. So let’s just say she doesn’t look kindly at another woman who steals Manik’s interest, even if she’s not interested in interesting him. Interesting, eh?
Caribe has this thing about going after the Basement Combat Title Belt every chance she gets. Mel has this thing about defending the BCT Belt every chance she gets. A real pair of eager beavers, eh? Let’s find out which busty blonde prevails.
Ever since France lost her implants, in October 2017, she’s been healing and slowly inching her way back to her original size. Today, after her last augmentation, she is back to full-size—or maybe even more? But Rita’s not impressed. She’s been facing mega-busty Saint-Tremblé women all her life and she’s not about to play the worker. “I plan on giving Fran her first full-size defeat,” she stated.
As a bonus to celebrate Fighter of the Week Megan on Twitter, here’s her very first appearance back in February 2009.
In the immortal words of Yogi Berra, “It’s déjà vu all over again.” In the words of France, “It was like looking into a mirror…almost. I was getting ready to lock up the fitness center early when who should waltz in but damn near the spitting image of myself…only blonde. I always wondered how I’d look as a blonde—and I sure as hell didn’t like it.”
Is this France’s doppelganger? We always thought France was unique, but if there are two of her, how many more can there be in the world, we wonder. Maybe she’s Fran’s clone. Whatever she is, we want to meet her.
Prudence hasn’t won a single fight in 2020 and frustration is building up. And when Pru is frustrated, she is horny. So she hits the beach looking for trouble. And when a young, busty bimbo looks for trouble, she usually finds it.
Jennifer and Prudence only fought once, back in 2013, when Pru came on to David in the gym, and here’s the fight as a thank you for being members!
Hugo, the owner of the No Holds Bar, was in a threesome with Mack and Tania until the two competitive wildcats couldn’t share anymore. They sexfought and, in January 2019, Tania defeated Mack and kept Hugo all for herself.
Today, young Mack gets to face the MILF one-on-one, with only the camera crew as witnesses, and emotions run high. “She’ll pay!” Mack grumbled before the fight. “How many times do I have to kick her ass?” Tania said.
Megan won the Titfighting Title from Rita a year ago and defended it only twice. “They’re all scared of me!” she bragged. “I’M not,” Regine replied although she lost her only titfight against Caribe in the Titfighting Tournament Semifinal, back in 2015. “I’m from Saint-Tremblé. I titfought all my life. I’ll show everyone Meg’s udders aren’t so tough.”
Both founding members of the League, Denise and Tania have quite a history. They faced each other in the inaugural fight, BWL-001, back in 2002 (Denise won). Then their fifth fight was Tania’s last; after beating Denise in the Pit, she announced her retirement. Now that Tania is back on the active roster, she’s itching to face her old rival again and hopefully score a fourth victory against Big Red.
“Three months ago, Rita beat Mom is one of the dirtiest fights I’ve ever seen and Robin stood by and let it happen. I’m a better, younger version of Tania and I’m here to kick Rita’s ass.” Big words from Prudie. “Coming from a girl whose breasts I turned to mush, these are big words indeed—big words I’ll happily make her eat!” Rita’s reply.
Tied at 2-2-1 against each other, Scintillating Cindy and Sophie the Pink Panther face off in the Basement Ring for a kickboxing bout with Roughhouse Rules and a 5-minute time limit. Last time they clashed was in September 2017, so it’s about time for a rowdy reunion with Robin officiating.
Melanie faced Mimi once in her short career, back in January 2019, and she almost ended up in traction after a devastating backbreaker. Now, she’s back for a second helping of whup-ass, unless she’s able to serve Mimi with a portion of her own. Yes, those are food metaphors, but don’t go thinking they make Mel laugh—unless she wins, which will no doubt improve her sense of humor.
As a special treat, the last two women these two defeated, Denise and France, will be commenting and analyzing the action.
France and Jennifer faced-off seven times and sexfought three times over their long fighting career, with France winning five fights and two sexfights. Jenn’s last victory was an impromptu fight during a photoshoot on the beach in 2011 so needless to say the Pigtail Princess really, REALLY wants to beat her mega-busty foe this time.
Looks like Regine is thriving on the new all-female BFC website; she’s fought twice already, beating the League’s founder Tania in her first match and losing a kickboxing bout to Jennifer. Tonight, she goes against first-timer Mackenzie, who’s the first woman to beat a guy on the mixed website, and who’s determined to start a new chapter of her fighting career with the new websites.
Another first-time pairing. The newest member of the Basement roster, Rita, goes breast-to-breast against the first member, Tania, where it all began, the basement ring. Oh, they’ve tangled on the Saint-Tremblé beach, but that was a sexfight, not official combat.
Introducing a new Sexfighting event in the No Holds Bar Pussygon: Sexfights in Pairs! Two teams of two girls face each other until one team is victorious. And who better to start this than Kim and Jolene? How about Desiree and Prudie? Which pair will come out on top? Let’s find out!
Another pair of familiar faces squaring off for the first time against each other. League co-founder Dynamic Denise dons the gloves hoping to make short work of relative newcomer Mighty Melanie, under the all-seeing eyes of referee Robin.