France has announced that she’d go after Mel’s Title so often that this fight was inevitable—and it may be the mega-busty brunette’s supreme test. Mel has defeated fighters like Don, Ed, Caribe and even Paul to keep her Title. “Fran’s huge boobs are just bigger targets!” she commented.
So who’ll leave the ring with the Belt tonight? Your bet’s as good as mine.
France has held the Titjob Championship Title since October 2019, when she won it from Desiree. And since she got her new, bigger and better breasts last summer, only Prudie challenged her for the Title.
Meanwhile, Melanie won the Basement Combat Title from Mimi in March 2020 and successfully defended it five times, so she thinks she can come onto France’s turf and steal her Title. “To give a good titjob, size helps only to a point. France thinks the Title’s in the bank because she’s the biggest, fakest woman in the League. I’M here to prove her wrong.”
Melanie has been League Champion since March of last year, and she’s successfully defended her Title four times so far. Sophie has beaten Matt, Kim and even Jennifer so she’s fully eligible to challenge her for her Belt. They meet in the Octagon in front of a packed house for a no time limit MMA fight. Who’ll leave with the Belt? The actual Champion or the Face of Amazonology?
An anonymous wealthy person made Tania an offer she couldn’t refuse to commission Melanie to defend her BCC Title against an unidentified opponent. This fat cat also insisted that Myriam will be the referee and Robin will be the MC and commentator. This man—or woman—knows what he or she wants. Tania wisely asked no questions and acceded to all the stipulations. Tania has also been unavailable for comments. So let’s find out who wants Mel’s Title so badly.
Caribe has this thing about going after the Basement Combat Title Belt every chance she gets. Mel has this thing about defending the BCT Belt every chance she gets. A real pair of eager beavers, eh? Let’s find out which busty blonde prevails.
The Tandem sexfights turned into an unofficial Tournament when two teams defeated the other six. And you know these women well enough to know they’ll never be satisfied with being “as good as”. So we let the two undefeated duos go at it. Kim and Jolene face Mack and Melanie in a best two out of three sexfights, with the winners becoming Tandem Champions. So there’s a lot of pride on the line, especially when losing puts one in a position where she’ll be in debt to her teammate forever!
Caribe and Sophie’s team won its first tandem sexfight, but Melanie and Mack think they had it easy. “We faced Tania and France, two founders, while they only had to defeat non-fighting sluts,” Mel said. The husky blonde does have a bone to pick with Caribe. “She beat me in a kickboxing fight. I can’t have that.”
“Annie was Sexfighting Champion while all Melanie can do is lose her man. Sophie and I will gladly put her in her place, with Mack as collateral damage,” Caribe answered.
Melanie faced Mimi once in her short career, back in January 2019, and she almost ended up in traction after a devastating backbreaker. Now, she’s back for a second helping of whup-ass, unless she’s able to serve Mimi with a portion of her own. Yes, those are food metaphors, but don’t go thinking they make Mel laugh—unless she wins, which will no doubt improve her sense of humor.
As a special treat, the last two women these two defeated, Denise and France, will be commenting and analyzing the action.
In the very first sexfight in pairs to be held in the No Holds Bar Pussygon, Kim and Jolene defeated Desiree and Prudence. In this second installment of this event, veterans France and Tania face-off against Melanie and Mackenzie. Will experience be enough to counteract young libidos? Find out now!
Another pair of familiar faces squaring off for the first time against each other. League co-founder Dynamic Denise dons the gloves hoping to make short work of relative newcomer Mighty Melanie, under the all-seeing eyes of referee Robin.
Melanie and Jennifer never faced each other. Jenn knows the newbie won four of her five kickboxing bouts so far, so she figures beating her in the ring will get the message out: after three defeats and an unconvincing win by split decision, she’s back on the winning side. But is she?
Something has been bothering Melanie, festering since she was temporarily sidelined after hercage match with Mimi. But she refuses to delay this confrontation with Prudie; indeed, she seems eager to mix it up with the mini minx. Prudie is equally excited about facing off against the much bigger blonde for the first time, so let’s get this bout going.
Melanie has scored major victories against strong, respected BWL fighters, winning 9 of her 11 fights, but there is one fighter she’s been eager to face, one fighter who can establish her reputation as a powerhouse: Mimi. So what better way for her to begin 2019?
Melanie and Sophie have clashed many times before since Mel came on to Michel Leblond in a bar back in 2012, but today’s the first time they go at each other BWL-style. And what better way to let two long-time rivals fight than to give them a ring in the woods and let them go at it freestyle?
After last week’s kickboxing match between Caribe and Melanie, we conducted some post-fight interviews. SPOILER ALERT! If you didn’t watch the fight yet, DON’T READ THESE!
Melanie, what did you think about the split decision?
It was BULLSHIT! I knocked her flat on her ass! I almost KOed her! This fight was MINE!
But she did dominate almost the entire fight.
I LET HER! I wanted her to get tired from punchin’ me. This was STRATEGY and two of the dumb judges couldn’t see that. I had her just where I wanted her.
She kept dominating AFTER the 8-count.
Yes, and I was settin’ her up for ANOTHER knock-down. This was my only mistake; not takin’ the 5-minute limit into account. Answer this honestly: do you think she’d’ve won if there were no time limit to the fight? Honestly. (more…)
Carrie and Mel have sexfought 5 times before for the BSF, with Mel winning 3 of those, but never yet for the BWL. Tania agreed that it’s high time for these big, burly blondes to engage in no more than 5 minutes of real hard-hitting boxing action in the Arena Ring under the careful scrutiny of Robin.
Three weeks ago, Louise made Don look like a shlump in the Pit [BWL-680], and Melanie didn’t take kindly to that. Now the blonde, over-ripe tomato wants to make a tossed salad out of the brunette in the very same Pit.
The big blondes are back in action. Our muscular Megan and massive Melanie put on the boxing gloves for their first-ever battle, while referee Robin is on hand to try to contain these two powerhouses.
Regine and Melanie have had their sights set on each other ever since the buxom blonde joined the BWL as a regular. Mel is undefeated so far in 3 matches, 2 of which are official, but the big blonde just blew a BSF Titjob Tourney upset, losing to amateur Ashley. Reg has been on a win-a-few, lose-a-few cycle and recently broke up with Brad, who’s now with Nikki. Reg hopes to cheer herself up by spoiling Ms Seitz’s unblemished BWL record.
When she beat Cindy in December [BWL-636], Melanie won a one-week Saint-Tremblé vacation for two offered by an anonymous benefactor. Tourists are scarcely admitted on the island, and those who are often find the local competitive culture pretty shocking, as Mel is about to find out.