After last week’s Cage match between France and Kim, we conducted some post-fight interviews. SPOILER ALERT! If you didn’t watch the fight yet, DON’T READ THIS!
Kim says you probably won’t want to fight her ever ag—
Is she nuts? Are YOU? Of course I want to fight her again—the sooner the better. How fast can you arrange that?
I’m not sure. I don’t have my laptop with the scheduling software with me, but I know we’re all booked up for the next several months. I’ll do the best I can but I can’t make any promises at the moment. Right now we want to know what happened? You were going great guns, and all of a sudden…pffft!
I’d like to figure that out myself. You know all of us Basement babes are good for marathon orgasms, and in rapid succession. I hadn’t fucked for more than 24 hours prior to the match so I’d be ready for a sexfight, but Kim still managed to fuck me drier than a popcorn fart.
Look, I’m not in a great mood right now. I’m more than a little depressed. I’ll get over it. I know I can’t win them all. I’ve lost before and I’ve always bounced back. I will this time, too.
Atta girl. Spoken like a true Basement trooper. Sometimes it’s better not to talk about these things until later.
I knew you’d understand. I’ve had to get over a lot of weird things this year, worse than this, and I’ve come to terms with them eventually. That little cunt got inside my head somehow and she’s still in there. I gotta get her outta there. Meanwhile,why don’t you go interview Kim? I’m sure that’ll be much more uplifting.
I really don’t have to ask you how you’re feeling after this exciting win.
You got that right, hon. You know, I’ve always been the runt of the BWL litter: the shortest, the lightest, the weakest, the smallest bust, the skinniest ass. To look at me you’d expect me to lose every match because I’m always up against somebody bigger than me in just about every way. Yet I’ve won more than I’ve lost vs women, men, and overall.
So how come you’re not wearing a Belt?
Yeah, why aren’t I? Why no Title for me? Oh, I’ve had them, but just now I’m between Championships. Maybe next year, eh?
That’s entirely up to you, Kim. Earn your shot, issue your challenge, and then all you have to do is win.
Oh, so that’s it? Sounds easy. I’ll put it on my 2019 To Do list. I’ll put ALL of them on my To Do list.
Did you really get inside France’s head?
I must have. I planned to undermine her confidence by using the loss of her implants, but I think it was something else that did it. Who really knows what goes on inside a woman’s head?