Last time Denise and Regine fought, Big Red won their kickboxing match by split decision—something that frustrates both the loser (who thinks the judge made a bad call) and the winner (who thinks this cheapens her victory). Tonight, after over 7 years, they finally get to settle the score in the one venue where judges are irrelevant: I’m not talking about Trump’s White House; I’m talking about the Pit, where the only way to win a fight is by KO.
Denise’s surname? Is this a first?
As Entropy, in his vast wisdom, once told me:
“I’m a male,
And I can change,
If I have to,
I guess.”