After last week’s kickboxing match between Caribe and Melanie, we conducted some post-fight interviews. SPOILER ALERT! If you didn’t watch the fight yet, DON’T READ THESE!
Melanie, what did you think about the split decision?
It was BULLSHIT! I knocked her flat on her ass! I almost KOed her! This fight was MINE!
But she did dominate almost the entire fight.
I LET HER! I wanted her to get tired from punchin’ me. This was STRATEGY and two of the dumb judges couldn’t see that. I had her just where I wanted her.
She kept dominating AFTER the 8-count.
Yes, and I was settin’ her up for ANOTHER knock-down. This was my only mistake; not takin’ the 5-minute limit into account. Answer this honestly: do you think she’d’ve won if there were no time limit to the fight? Honestly.
You DO seem pretty hard to KO.
Exactly. So this ISN’T over! This is a small League; I’ll get another shot at her!
Do you feel this has revived your rivalry? After she beat you in a sexfight, this was quite settled and—
WHAT? Is that what SHE told you? That she WON our rivalry? I backed off after that because there were OTHER women to sexfight and fight, AND because she wasn’t a threat to my relationship. Don PREFERS me so I had nothing to prove.
Wait. When he challenged Caribe for the Belt last year, he was hard from the start and she made him cum; and just barely two months ago in the beach ring, he was very naked and hard.
Don LOVES to fight, so he gets EXCITED, but it has nothin’ to do with Caribe. Anyway, SHE was the one who had a beef with ME at the beginnin’ because I bested her at a blowjob contest. But to answer your question, YES! Yes, it does revive our rivalry, and if she were hot enough to KEEP a boyfriend, I’d be goin’ after him right after our interview, just to show her!
Mel’s ego/Attitude is gonna get her in trouble and could doom her relationship (Like the Rita incident), I wouldn’t put it past Caribe to issue a rematch with “Don” as the prize and with Mel being easy to anger I bet Caribe will capitalise and win.
She’s like Marty McFly & Chicken, A rematch is sure to happen but she needs to be level headed about it.
Also the 5 minute time limit is becoming a bone of contention with a lot of the women.
For the record I like it as it adds to a feud, to quote Apollo Creed “I won but I didn’t BEAT him”