Post-Fight interviews

BWL-717: Mimi’s Post-Fight Interview

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After last week’s Titfighting Challenge between Mimi and Prudie, we conducted some post-fight interviews. SPOILER ALERT! If you didn’t watch the fight yet, DON’T READ THIS!

This must be a bitter disappointment for you, Mimi.

The worst. And multiply that by all of my fans both in the Arena and in the cybersphere who were rooting on me to win. (more…)

BWL-717: Prudie’s Post-Fight Interview

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After last week’s Titfighting Challenge between Mimi and Prudie, we conducted some post-fight interviews. SPOILER ALERT! If you didn’t watch the fight yet, DON’T READ THIS!

Well, you certainly pulled off the biggest upset we’ve seen in quite some time.

I’m the fucking CHAMP, Mom, in case you forgot. I’m also one big bundle of walking pain. I had my doubts about tangling with Mimi, but I prevailed.

You didn’t do it entirely by yourself, y’know, kiddo.

What’re you talking about? You mean Robin–? No, she’s far to honest and principled. (more…)

BWL-715: Rita’s Post-Fight Interview

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After last week’s Pit brawl between Jenn and Rita, we conducted some post-fight interviews. SPOILER ALERT! If you didn’t watch the fight yet, DON’T READ THIS!

Rita, this was a major win for you!

It was. I was a little nervous about fighting in the Pit for the first time, but I’d say it went well.

This was a surprising way to win.

I know! Beating an opponent with her own weapon is a classic!

You didn’t seem able to KO her. Care to comment?

The girl’s got a thick skull. Her head sure is sturdier than her pussy! In real life, this is good, but in a fight where anything goes, not so much.

What’s next for you?

I’m scheduled to fight Eduardo in October, but I’m not sure if this still stands after tonight’s victory. I sure would rather face Cindy and take her Title, but we’ll see what Tania decides. I’m just happy to fight in the BWL and kick such sexy ass!

BWL-715: Jennifer’s Post-Fight Interview

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After last week’s Pit brawl between Jenn and Rita, we conducted some post-fight interviews. SPOILER ALERT! If you didn’t watch the fight yet, DON’T READ THIS!

Jenn, this wasn’t the kind of performance you accustomed us to.

I know. What can I say? That pussy punch at the beginning—it did major damage. This was a one-punch KO that dragged on. But what can I say? Petr’s been riding me non-stop ever since I liberated him from Cindy. The poor man had a lot of backlog to unload!

Too bad. You were on a roll.

This is just ONE defeat. None of us could make it here if we let ONE defeat discourage us. I DID want a shot at the BWL Belt, but now I’m hoping Rita kicks Cindy’s ass so I can win my next two fights and take it from her!

But some defeats are pretty humiliating. Having your opponent use your own boobs—

Yes. No need to explain. But I’d rather focus on the fact that she punches like a girl. She had me pinned and she couldn’t KO me. You can bet I’ll make sure I give her a private demonstration on punching next time I face her.

BWL-713: Cindy’s Post-Fight Interview

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After last week’s Arena Ring TDC bout between France and Cindy, we conducted some post-fight interviews. SPOILER ALERT! If you didn’t watch the fight yet, DON’T READ THIS!

So, was this a fair fight?

See this Belt? It’s exactly where it belongs, so everything is right and proper. Listen, I don’t have to resort to cheating or illegal fouls to get and keep my Title. France put up a good fight. So did I. She lost. I won. End of story.

It’s not as cut and dried as that. Some people feel you—

Look, everyone saw what happened. I made no attempt to conceal any of my moves. Nothing blocked the cameras’ views. It was all out in the open for everyone to clearly see. That knee to Fran’s crotch was a…whadayacallit…a…an autonomic physical reflex reaction. Bypasses the brain entirely. Deliberation and volition and intent play no part whatsoever. That’s why Robin didn’t chastise me. That’s why Fran didn’t protest.

Change of subject. Who are you fighting next?

Well, only two guys are qualified at the moment: Brad and Eduardo. Both yummy studs. A bunch of gals are just one win away from qualifying, so some of them may be ready soon. Caribe, Denise. Rita, Jenn, Mack, and one more guy. Don, I think.

Sounds like you keep close track.

It’s always good to know what’s looming on the horizon. I fully intend to remain Champ for a long, long time, and I’ll be facing a long, long line of Challengers. And this Belt is staying right where it is.

BWL-713: France’s Post-Fight Interview

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After last week’s Arena Ring TDC bout between France and Cindy, we conducted some post-fight interviews. SPOILER ALERT! If you didn’t watch the fight yet, DON’T READ THIS!

France, you were doing so well right up ’til the end. What happened?

Cindy slammed her knee into my pussy, that’s what happened. Robin let it pass and I was in no mood to protest right at that moment.

We all saw that, and it looked accidental to me, too.

Accidental my ass. A reflexive knee jerk doesn’t have the power that one had—and I’m the only one in a position to know. It may have LOOKED accidental, but it FELT deliberate. But like I said, I’m no whiner. I don’t want a reputation for pissing and moaning about wrongs that I can’t prove. Cindy will pay for this eventually. And to me personally.

Are you going to make this payback a priority?

No, but it’ll always be in the back of my mind, so I’ll be ready to spring at my first opportunity. If I were compiling a Hit List, everyone of the roster would be on it. Vendettas are a waste of time.

What’s the status of your breasts? You gonna stay natural or get new implants?

The jury—me—is still out on that. Sure, I loved my old implants, but they proved not to be up to the task. Those last few fights reached their breaking point—literally. Your body is constantly trying to reject this foreign substance, so that creates a hostile environment for them until they finally succumb to material failure. All the punching and kicking didn’t help much either. As for new ones, I’m getting a lot of unsolicited advice, but I’LL make the final decision.

BWL 711 Post-Fight Interview: Melanie

After last week’s kickboxing match between Caribe and Melanie, we conducted some post-fight interviews. SPOILER ALERT! If you didn’t watch the fight yet, DON’T READ THESE!

Melanie, what did you think about the split decision?

It was BULLSHIT! I knocked her flat on her ass! I almost KOed her! This fight was MINE!

But she did dominate almost the entire fight.

I LET HER! I wanted her to get tired from punchin’ me. This was STRATEGY and two of the dumb judges couldn’t see that. I had her just where I wanted her.

She kept dominating AFTER the 8-count.

Yes, and I was settin’ her up for ANOTHER knock-down. This was my only mistake; not takin’ the 5-minute limit into account. Answer this honestly: do you think she’d’ve won if there were no time limit to the fight? Honestly. (more…)

BWL-711 Post-Fight Interview: Caribe

After last week’s kickboxing match between Caribe and Melanie, we conducted some post-fight interviews. SPOILER ALERT! If you didn’t watch the fight yet, DON’T READ THESE!

Caribe, the kickboxing match against Melanie was a split decision. Are you happy about that result?

I feel that the most important thing is that I won. Of course, I’d prefer a KO victory so I could watch this fat bitch on her fat ass, but I’ll take this one.

Do you think it should’ve been unanimous?

Of course. One of the judges gave the fight to Mel because of an 8-count. Yes, she got me good with that punch, but I completely dominated the bout before and after that. One knock-down doesn’t trump this. But I know that Mel’s not adverse to using sex to get her way. I can’t say for a fact that she did something to this judge; I just have a strong suspicion. (more…)