BWL-723: Post-Fight Interviews

After last week’s Pit fight between Mack and Megan, we conducted some post-fight interviews. SPOILER ALERT! If you didn’t watch the fight yet, DON’T READ THIS!

Megan, what happened in there?

What happened is that sneaky little bitch was losing big time before she wrecked my pussy!

You also took a major knee after Don ripped your thong in your last fight. What was different?

What was different is that Don already did half the work for Mack. He punched my boobs, kneed my pussy—and this was not even two months ago. I wasn’t fully healed and she took advantage of this. She walked into the Pit with her last fight at the beginning of the supper. Plus, it was an OIL FIGHT! Pretty much a SEX FIGHT with BOXING GLOVES! And to think that she’s now eligible for a Title shot—makes me SICK!

Do you feel she improved from the days you trained together?

Mack’s a loser. I used her back then to get acquainted with sexfights, because this is pretty much what sluts like her are good at. Now she’s got herself some new boobs until someone like Prudie wrecks them again.

What would you think of a man who has her as a girlfriend?

I’d say dump that skank! There are so many strong women in this League—picking HER out shows a real lack of judgment. Eduardo was an idiot when he picked her.

Mack, this is your second victory in a row.

Indeed! I feel GREAT!

Meg really had you beat between her boobs.

Well, apparently NOT, right? She gave me some time to catch my breath—figuratively—and it was a mistake.

Is that all because you got new boobs?

I think it’s just a coincidence. I train hard and I work on my game all the time. It DID make me a little more confident in the bedroom, though, but I didn’t hear you complain.

You mean the way you sprung a sexfight on me and tried to make me look bad in front of Hugo?

You didn’t hear me BITCH when YOU overcompensated for your age by beating ME in bed for his pleasure.

Meg says you beat her because Don did the job for you.

And what’s YOUR excuse for letting me beat you in a sexfight? Hugo did the job for me?

YOU said it, not ME.

Well, I just kicked Megan’s ass, whatever she has to say about it, and as far as YOU’RE concerned, maybe it’s time you let Hugo enjoy the woman he prefers—the one he bought implants for—implants so good they just flattened Megan’s rack.

Maybe it’s time YOU go back to sexfighting strangers in bars for college boys.

That’s it! I’m NOT sharing Hugo with you anymore. I was pitying you for not being able to please a man by yourself, but maybe it’s time YOU go after college boys; they cum fast and MILFS are quite popular these days.